I’ll give this a shot - but I couldn’t make it through the first episode of Mind Hunter because the dialogue sounded so stilted and...written. Or maybe the acting wasn’t good enough to sell it. But this looks decent.

Not to be a jerk, but ol’ one nut isn’t exactly biologically male anymore either. 

I was fine with it and the effects were okay, but the whole “No! Don’t Kill Anyone Terminator Two!” shit in movies has to stop.

Don’t you mean:

That’s because A.I. isn’t designed to “like” or “dislike” things. This was 100% not written by a human.

“Like Guardians, it’s likely that box office results will determine whether Blue Beetle turns out to be just an appetizer or the prelude to a fully loaded franchise feast.”

“Prisoner number 98N744, Antonio Nappa. Convicted June 4, ‘98 - Murder in the second degree. Sentence: 80 years, up for parole in 50.” RIP

“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

If you told me this movie was being re-released for it’s 15th anniversary I would believe you. I swear he made a movie with this exact title but without the plot from Collateral

I seriously have the hots for Jo Firestone. I would watch her do crossword puzzles for 6 hours a day. I hope she comes back this season.

Remember when Batman had a video release just 5 months after the theatrical release - for $19.99!! And the tapes were yellow!!!

I don’t know if audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes are to be trusted. That QAnon child-sex-trafficking wish fulfillment movie currently has a 99% score - but that doesn’t mean it’s a good film.

Because you don’t “pick at scabs” and “scabs don’t picket”

Dick sauce, show me where I said that. I’ll wait.

Gobble, gobble.

No, she was following up A New Leaf, The Heartbreak Kid, and Mikey and Nicky - all of which were slam dunks. (Seriously, if you haven’t seen A New Leaf do yourself a favor).

“No one has said that boycotting already produced content under their previous deal would be helpful.”

Oh boy, what did Eric Stoltz do this time?

I really want to see Oppenheimer in the theater, but I feel like the very least I can do is not support and industry where the writers and stars are on strike. I hope Hollywood ends this shit before I have to watch it on my phone.