So they were going to use that headline for this review no matter what, right? A- or a D-, they couldn’t resist that tired play on words.

The trailer for this played like a parody of an Alexander Payne film but without the punchline. It made me feel cringey.

So we’ll be looking at one James Bond movie every decade or so - at least until Barbara dies and the family members who don’t care what Albert wanted sell the character off to Disney. Then we can get the good shit. I think an AI-generated Connery-Niven-Moore-Brosnan team up in the Bond multiverse with Dalton as the…

Wait, that isn’t Eric Stoltz at the Comicon Mask panel?

That was the only version I saw, I guess. I only watched it once.

Even Tarantino threw in an Intermission in the Hateful 8.

Hey! This guy just cracked the code that ticket sales and box office aren’t the same thing when you factor in ticket prices! Somebody tell David O. Selznick that Gone With the Wind is still king of Boffo B.O.! Take that, Spielberg!

I feel like they already did the best they could to fix the finale

My dream is to retire quietly in a little private library somewhere and devour books.

So Die Hard 6 is happening?

“John Carpenter states that the video game is a canon sequel to the original movie, so Childs indeed has never been assimilated and froze to death.”

I’d love to imagine that Larry David will, once again, be calling Julia Louis Dreyfus’ and Brad Hall’s house after the evening cut off time.

I took my 10 year-old daughter to see Stop Making Sense and next Friday we’re going to see the Eras tour. I feel like I got the short end of the stick. Stop Making Sense is 89 minutes long. Eras is 2 hours and 45 minutes.

Ugh - seriously. It’s all my AI girlfriend wants to talk about.

Yet no one would have believed that. Today we’d be criticizing the movie for not addressing the racism black athletes face. So I’m happy the movie chose to not stick to the “official story”

Fucking shit commenting on this site is difficult.

Wait, do they make them bend over and pull their cheeks apart? I mean, not everyone is into soft hanging dongs.

Macon Blair made this? Hell yeah!

“ChatGPT, Can you tell me in 500 words what to think of the 1968 Romeo and Juliet situation based on an article I haven’t read?”