Yeah, Gilbert Gottfried is a rotting corpse. So Brand wins that hands down.

Remember when they would list the top 10 when they wrote these articles?

There’s a good reason that “no” is pretty much universal in language

Arthur he does what he pleases

Oh, so this guy:

So who’s on DWTS? The awful Twitter Guy or the guy who had the titular line in Star Wars and Out of Africa?

“I wanted to do this, because as I said, this is bigger than me and there are other people’s jobs on the line.”

You left out this pronoun hash:

I don’t know you, but I know if they got back together to play 20 shows people like you and me wouldn’t be able to get/afford tickets anyway.

The number one rule of surviving a Godzilla attack seems to be “make sure you’re far away from the city when it’s raining”

I’m 50 and have a job and a kid and find myself playing games less and less. When I do, I end up turning them off to do something else. The idea of trial and error dying and repeating is probably not how I’ll be spending my dwindling days as a gamer.

Wait! was she in...ohhhh I see what you did.

I wrote a letter to 20th Century Fox jokingly annoyed that their trailer for Predators promised more predators than were delivered based on the number of red-dot-tracking lights that showed up on Adrian Brody’s face in the trailer. I demanded a prorated amount for each Predator they didn’t deliver and they sent me a…

I’ll give this a shot - but I couldn’t make it through the first episode of Mind Hunter because the dialogue sounded so stilted and...written. Or maybe the acting wasn’t good enough to sell it. But this looks decent.

Not to be a jerk, but ol’ one nut isn’t exactly biologically male anymore either. 

I was fine with it and the effects were okay, but the whole “No! Don’t Kill Anyone Terminator Two!” shit in movies has to stop.

Don’t you mean:

That’s because A.I. isn’t designed to “like” or “dislike” things. This was 100% not written by a human.

“Like Guardians, it’s likely that box office results will determine whether Blue Beetle turns out to be just an appetizer or the prelude to a fully loaded franchise feast.”