“Prisoner number 98N744, Antonio Nappa. Convicted June 4, ‘98 - Murder in the second degree. Sentence: 80 years, up for parole in 50.” RIP

“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

If you told me this movie was being re-released for it’s 15th anniversary I would believe you. I swear he made a movie with this exact title but without the plot from Collateral

I seriously have the hots for Jo Firestone. I would watch her do crossword puzzles for 6 hours a day. I hope she comes back this season.

Remember when Batman had a video release just 5 months after the theatrical release - for $19.99!! And the tapes were yellow!!!

I don’t know if audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes are to be trusted. That QAnon child-sex-trafficking wish fulfillment movie currently has a 99% score - but that doesn’t mean it’s a good film.

Because you don’t “pick at scabs” and “scabs don’t picket”

Dick sauce, show me where I said that. I’ll wait.

Gobble, gobble.

No, she was following up A New Leaf, The Heartbreak Kid, and Mikey and Nicky - all of which were slam dunks. (Seriously, if you haven’t seen A New Leaf do yourself a favor).

“No one has said that boycotting already produced content under their previous deal would be helpful.”

Oh boy, what did Eric Stoltz do this time?

I really want to see Oppenheimer in the theater, but I feel like the very least I can do is not support and industry where the writers and stars are on strike. I hope Hollywood ends this shit before I have to watch it on my phone.

I read that as “can’t tell fart from fiction” and think that’s a genius way to describe sharts

 Set years after the original series, the sequel follows cowboy hat-wearing Raylan Givens, now co-parenting of a teen daughter, who is drawnback into the criminal world he gets the chance to nab a notorious mobster.”

Have you listened to the Joe Frank radio monologue that it was “adapted” from? It’s 11 minutes long and it’s fascinating - it’s about halfway down the page here:

No mention of the thing being plagiarized? Come on AV A.I.!

Reviewing something means having an opinion or feelings - something that A.I. can’t do.

That is part of the job description for a publicist. You should not find that weird.

No. Her publicist had an entirely different take, which she released to the press.