Well, you’d think if someone shot up some elementary schools that would also bring about some changes, but money is a pretty strong motivator.

Jamming a siphon into someone’s skull, pumping out their blood into solo cups, and then drinking it while playing blood pong is a really niche kink, so I’m not surprised.

Hmm. Hero travels to fantasy place to find missing person/father/scientist/keeper of knowledge so they can stop a plot to attack/destroy/take over the world?

Quanumania

To be fair, you could just watch one episode on repeat since it was always the same:

It took past seasons two years to make it to Netflix after they aired. So sometime in 2024 seems likely.

Holy shit - the AV club wrote a cogent, largely literate and without grammatical errors review. Put this one in the Hall of Fame

“Not only does the movie lack the tension of Carpenter’s best work, you can tell the director’s heart wasn’t in the project because he didn’t even compose the music.”

You get OC & Stiggs out of your mouth! That movie is bonkers and amazing - King Sunny Ade, Paul Dooley, Dennis Hopper, Ray Walston, Jon Cryer, Jane Curtain, all of the total Schwabbiness? It’s probably his best film after McCabe and Mrs. Miller and Nashville.

Yes and? Sometimes people take vacations in February because it’s fucking gorgeous in Australia where the best plastic surgeons are.

What off-season? It’s the Today Show.

Or, if she’s having some kind of medical procedure of the elective type that she doesn’t want the world to know about she could just be taking vacation time. I certainly wouldn’t tell my co-workers “I’m off to have my ass lifted!”

Sounds like Hoda may have taken a break to get a snip, stretch, or lift. Those things take time to heal and, typically, you don’t make a big deal about them or tell your co-workers. You just take vacation.

“I used to apologize for being on Family Guy, and I apologize no more because this world is a horrible native satire,” Warburton proclaims in a new interview with Fox News.”

“Look, a lot of people would have loved to see a Quentin Tarantino-scripted Star Trek movie set entirely on a gangster planet.”

I had to look up “The Long Weekend” because I thought “this person mixed up that Eliot Gould movie with Frogs” (Frogs is another “all of mother nature turns against a family over the course of a weekend film” with Ray Milland and Sam Eliot. My local creature feature station ran it every moth along with Squirm back in…

It got a mention. You clearly didn’t click through all 20+ slides

I thought the Incredibly Funny Comedies (IFC) network exclusively ran Parks & Recreation and the comedy about the guy with the goatee who makes “goooooey treats” in an air fryer. Happy to see they’re adding more shows to their roster - that’s a lot of chuckleworthy stuff!

I’d say no to skiing.

“No one in Critical Condition, which opens today at Loews State and other theaters, is working at top form, least of all Mr. Pryor, who looks haggard and agitated much of the time. Still, the film does have an interesting cast and an energetic tempo.”