I miss Annie Lennox too.

It’s a wonder The Godfather Part II was ever made then.

I really hate the whole “it really comes down to everyone’s schedule” excuse.

“Chicken Skin” is an Eastern European knock-off of the “Goosebumps” series and every book published is a number-one best seller in Latvia.

I spent four months writing a long form essay entitled “That Time Ben Affleck Walked in to My Local Starbucks” and now it’s going straight in the trash. Though I might use the part about what he ordered for an 8-page slideshow (hint - he has a sweet tooth!)

I found out about Noe by taking mushrooms and watching Enter the Void. I’m still suffering from that choice. Vortex I decided to watch after eating a healthy dab of RSO and found that experience tolerable - but upsetting. That was a great film. I don’t think, knowing about this film, that I’ll ever watch it - and if I…

I laughed at the “Hey, Blinken!” “Abe Lincoln, where!?” line. It came so late in the film and the character seemed to have that name solely for that joke. But yeah, other than that it was really bad. Twenty-somethings love it out of nostalgia. Still, not as bad as a guy in his 20s trying to sell you on the merits of…

Scripted Drunk History would be better than “Dracula: Dead and Loving It” or “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”

I think Spaceballs is one word, not two. “Space Balls” is when you put a rubber band tightly around your scrotum to cut off circulation, then have your partner slap them with a package of astronaut ice cream until you cum.

Fair. Patriot Games takes place around Annapolis, where we don’t say “the” before the number of the highway.

No one has ever referred to I-95 as “the 95"

My favorite is when any character in a movie refers to an interstate on the east coast as “THE ___”

Oh, you’re so close. She was actually working with Sheriff Tupper. They were a Brother/Sister act. She never could’ve killed that many people on her own and planted the evidence to frame that many innocent people without someone on the inside.

I’m aware of True Lies having a Georgetown Metro stop and No Way Out had the head scratcher of the escalator that Costner could slide down the middle median of (which every high school aged DC person knew was impossible because of those rivets they insert to prevent just that) but I don’t remember if it was a made up…

The irony is that, when they finished that sketch and wrapped up for the day, everyone stood around debating the best subway routes.

When I lived there back in the early 2000s it took 60 minutes to get from any point A to B, no matter the distance. Things must’ve gotten really bad.

“Earlier this month, he shared a video from himself on a podcast to Instagram wherein he criticizes the United States’ lax or nonexistent standards concerning pharmaceutical advertising across the board.”

He made a muppet movie 12 years ago and Forgetting Sarah Marshall 15 years ago and for that he gets a lifetime pass? Putin was Time’s Man of the Year in 2007 - is he still awesome?

“We could use more Harrison Ford, less Jason Segel”

It looks like Kaitlin Olsen and Rob are in a stretchy face competition to see who can look most like late-stage Meg Ryan.