“I used to apologize for being on Family Guy, and I apologize no more because this world is a horrible native satire,” Warburton proclaims in a new interview with Fox News.”

“Look, a lot of people would have loved to see a Quentin Tarantino-scripted Star Trek movie set entirely on a gangster planet.”

I had to look up “The Long Weekend” because I thought “this person mixed up that Eliot Gould movie with Frogs” (Frogs is another “all of mother nature turns against a family over the course of a weekend film” with Ray Milland and Sam Eliot. My local creature feature station ran it every moth along with Squirm back in…

It got a mention. You clearly didn’t click through all 20+ slides

I thought the Incredibly Funny Comedies (IFC) network exclusively ran Parks & Recreation and the comedy about the guy with the goatee who makes “goooooey treats” in an air fryer. Happy to see they’re adding more shows to their roster - that’s a lot of chuckleworthy stuff!

I’d say no to skiing.

“No one in Critical Condition, which opens today at Loews State and other theaters, is working at top form, least of all Mr. Pryor, who looks haggard and agitated much of the time. Still, the film does have an interesting cast and an energetic tempo.”

I miss Annie Lennox too.

It’s a wonder The Godfather Part II was ever made then.

I really hate the whole “it really comes down to everyone’s schedule” excuse.

“Chicken Skin” is an Eastern European knock-off of the “Goosebumps” series and every book published is a number-one best seller in Latvia.

I spent four months writing a long form essay entitled “That Time Ben Affleck Walked in to My Local Starbucks” and now it’s going straight in the trash. Though I might use the part about what he ordered for an 8-page slideshow (hint - he has a sweet tooth!)

I found out about Noe by taking mushrooms and watching Enter the Void. I’m still suffering from that choice. Vortex I decided to watch after eating a healthy dab of RSO and found that experience tolerable - but upsetting. That was a great film. I don’t think, knowing about this film, that I’ll ever watch it - and if I…

I laughed at the “Hey, Blinken!” “Abe Lincoln, where!?” line. It came so late in the film and the character seemed to have that name solely for that joke. But yeah, other than that it was really bad. Twenty-somethings love it out of nostalgia. Still, not as bad as a guy in his 20s trying to sell you on the merits of…

Scripted Drunk History would be better than “Dracula: Dead and Loving It” or “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”

I think Spaceballs is one word, not two. “Space Balls” is when you put a rubber band tightly around your scrotum to cut off circulation, then have your partner slap them with a package of astronaut ice cream until you cum.

Fair. Patriot Games takes place around Annapolis, where we don’t say “the” before the number of the highway.

No one has ever referred to I-95 as “the 95"

My favorite is when any character in a movie refers to an interstate on the east coast as “THE ___”

Oh, you’re so close. She was actually working with Sheriff Tupper. They were a Brother/Sister act. She never could’ve killed that many people on her own and planted the evidence to frame that many innocent people without someone on the inside.