I’m aware of True Lies having a Georgetown Metro stop and No Way Out had the head scratcher of the escalator that Costner could slide down the middle median of (which every high school aged DC person knew was impossible because of those rivets they insert to prevent just that) but I don’t remember if it was a made up…

The irony is that, when they finished that sketch and wrapped up for the day, everyone stood around debating the best subway routes.

When I lived there back in the early 2000s it took 60 minutes to get from any point A to B, no matter the distance. Things must’ve gotten really bad.

“Earlier this month, he shared a video from himself on a podcast to Instagram wherein he criticizes the United States’ lax or nonexistent standards concerning pharmaceutical advertising across the board.”

He made a muppet movie 12 years ago and Forgetting Sarah Marshall 15 years ago and for that he gets a lifetime pass? Putin was Time’s Man of the Year in 2007 - is he still awesome?

“We could use more Harrison Ford, less Jason Segel”

It looks like Kaitlin Olsen and Rob are in a stretchy face competition to see who can look most like late-stage Meg Ryan.

“It’s like we live in a world where currently the climate, let’s say, is where a j’accuse will really turn your world upside down.”

Dopebox is pretty good, but I feel like primewire .id has fewer popups/redirects

I actually stopped watching after the first fighter plane training scene because the fucking bar scene with Miles Tellar rocking that same douchey Anthony Edwards stache and singing that fucking Jerry Lee Lewis song with the washed out “REMEMBERRRRRR” flashbacks, like everyone in the room had seen the first movie.…

How many episodes are devoted to hiding and listening through walls? Because that’s what I remember from the game. Does the cast crouch the entire time?

My dad is 83 and knows nothing of games and I’m 50 with a kid and only play games now on some weekends and every night (did I mention I’m a single dad?) - but I might say this to him just to see his reaction. Maybe I’ll say it to my boss, too.

“The sketch felt like an obligation as if the writers felt like they had to do something with the cultural phenomenon of Avatar. It lacked focus, direction, or commentary. It felt overlong, even though it was relatively short. It was a lazy sketch that relied more on costuming and sets than good writing”

Was Florence Pugh busy?

His UFO spun out over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors.

I think that his fame came from 1) him having a big dick and 2) being able to act, in comparison to his co-stars and 3) being so weird and gross looking that he gave weird and gross people hope that they could also mistreat women with minimal effort.

I figured it was just because I’m getting old and everything looks darker.

I’ll defer to you, since you put thought into it.

Except the really should’ve figured out a way to convey to the audience that, compared to Eddie Kaspbrack, Ben Hanscomb has a huge dong. I mean, it’s definitely a contributing factor in Bev getting together with him after they defeat it the second time. Book Bev is a size queen.

Do you get a Drunk History vibe from History of the World Part One? I don’t. I get a sketch comedy centered around history written (at least in part) by Mel Brooks vibe - which is pretty much every Mel Brooks film, I guess.