When a band makes a really fucking awful song that is popular for a hot minute, they will forever need to play it at every concert, festival, corporate retreat, and Toyota sales-a-thon they show up for.

Trying to make a kitschy cult family Halloween movie on purpose never really works, but I wish Rob Zombie the best.

Headline:

Who didn’t have a man-crush on this guy?

That title is so clunky.

Something about an amusement park.

A decade? So that’s maybe three movies?

Maybe. Still, I feel like she did the Bingo ad with the promise that it would only air in Europe and they lied to her. It’s a cheaply made commercial - like a Ricola or Mentos ad. The Progressive ads are at least well made.

That’s the old lady blonde - where you can dye your hair blonde without bleaching it out first. My mom thinks it’s cool.

I don’t know why people were so surprised that Roseanne didn’t suddenly become enlightened when she suddenly had money. The Connors would have been a better show if they had kept her on and explored the Connor family as a bunch of gun-toting, Q-Anon and Trump Lovin’ loonies. She probably could have gotten Steven Segal…

I mean, I get that it probably pays well, but it’s strange. Like seeing Owen Wilson doing a Safelite commercial. It just doesn’t seem right.

Can we talk about her commercials where she shills for some bingo phone app? Are times that tough for her?

I just said I had questions. Namely, did he think he was pulling it off?

I have to say, after seeing the mustache in the picture under the headline I have some serious questions.

He could’ve said it was named after Sting and no one would’ve given a fuck. Way to go, idiot.

Other than James Cameron, is anyone excited about a new Avatar movie?

Just a guess - they were running this so that parents/grandparents/everyone over the age of 9 could watch the funeral without their kid complaining and breaking shit.

Kevin Smith knew who Harvey Weinstein was.

Yes, I am against bullshit virtue - like yours. Way to stand up for mediocrity.