I mean, at least be fucking consistent.

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“The parents of Takoa Iron Eyes, a nonbinaryteenage environmental activist that met Miller when they were 12, have filed one of two protection orders against Miller, accusing HIM of “grooming, brainwashing, and emotionally abusing the teenager.”

In my imagination it sounds like Cookie Puss.

To hang out with David Strathairn and Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio?

They’re anal beads, not nipple clamps. He’s have to play with a prolapsed anus, which is completely fair.

Heyoooooo!

“And despite Dominik’s endless catalogue of suffering, which includes sexual assault, near-constant control and abuse from her romantic partners,

Jesus Christ.

Wasn’t she on one episode of Curb? Almost 20 years ago?

“That’s my main flaw with Beast, why isn’t Idris Elba playing an African-English and not an African-American.”

Security did what they were paid to do? What a scoop! I hope you guys can get this in for the evening edition.

I would guess that means it’s renewed if they want to keep making it. Not sure what Charlie Day has going on, but I doubt AP Bio will be back (sadly, as it got straight out bonkers in its last season) and fuck Dee, but Mack has that show about hanging out with Ryan Reynolds that might make this the last. It probably…

Fletch’s Fortune (next in the series after this) could have been updated a bit and would have made a better jumping off point for rebooting the character than Confess, Fletch.

I have not seen Irreversible and I’m kind of afraid to. I watched “Enter the Void” and still haven’t quite recovered. I’m not sure if I enjoyed it as much as felt something, which is rare with films (actual revulsion, fear, sadness). So I liked it and hated it at the same time.

I watched all of it and then stopped about 5 episodes in to the final season when I realized I just didn’t care anymore. It was like running a marathon and then turning around about a mile from the finish line and walking home.

She’s 89 - hopefully she’s nominated and can make it to next year’s ceremony. If not, she’ll definitely score the posthumous trophy.

I think there are a lot of mee-maws and pep-peps who vote for the Emmys and they would love it if they could vote for “Coach” as best comedy series. If my 82 year-old father could vote for them, he would vote for “Coach” and “Evening Shade” every single year.

It’s not difficult to parse if you’ve studied the writings of Corey Haim like I have. Simply, she would rather quit shitting in her pool to take selfies (both activities that she enjoys) rather than continue working and have a shit filled pool.

Don’t worry - Paul Giamatti’s looked like that for 20 years and he’s doing just great.