Christian Bale would totally do it. But he’s a better actor than Brandon.

As would I. I’d still eat mushrooms before watching it, just in case.

Yes, it was not like his normal shtick. It’s almost like when David Lynch made “Straight Story” or if Gaspar Noe made a heartwarming family film about kids renting an RV and driving through Canada to find Santa Claus.

For that exact reason. Red State was not a Kevin Smith film in its pacing, cinematography, the complete absence of any pop-culture riffing, the acting, the writing, and the overall production. It was like when Clint Eastwood made Jersey Boys. It felt like a film that Kevin Smith may have been on the set for but didn’t…

Kevin Smith knows a lot about movies, it’s too bad that doesn’t translate into his ability as a filmmaker. I really doubt that Kevin Smith would enjoy Kevin Smith movies. He’d probably shit all over them.

Now with lines about that co-worker who refuses to use the BCC field for mass texts, while the boss masturbates during a Zoom call.

A shot of penicillin and she’ll be fine.

The Family Ties episode where he drinks vanilla extract and beats up Michael J. Fox. It was all downhill from there.

Good job making Tom Hanks look like Walter Matthau playing Mark Twain.

Sit back and let me tell you a story about another website - it was called Ain’t it Cool News and it got all the scoops...

Saw the 3-D Jaws re-release in IMAX today and it was amazing. I never realized how much Spielberg really played with depth of field until watching this. I’ve seen it hundreds of times and this was absolutely worth the re-watch.

Can’t rap - you gotta do it

It’s not Gregg’s Deck of Cards, AV Clib!

Also, Ronco Symphony (Demo) is also unavailable on the digital version.

Seriously. All they really needed to say was “guy who made The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and Killing Them Softly just made a new movie”

Fucking Blunden.

He probably knows they already cast Zach Braff as new DJ.

So you disagree with what I said about there being other places to swim in the Potomac, or did you just want me to know that you are unaware of the garbage skimmers within the city limits that clear all of that trash before it reaches your swimming area?

Can someone tell me if they ever set up earlier in the film that the cowboy inflatable at the end was filled with helium? It could be explained away, I guess, but typically they wouldn’t be, since 1) they cost money and 2) helium costs a lot of money and doesn’t last for long.

Any chance she went swimming in the 375+ miles that aren’t in the small section of DC? Perhaps north of the city where people swim and tube and do all kinds of water activities before it goes through the city and picks up sewage and needles. That would make for a boring story. It’s better if we assume she did it where…