Uses lakes and rivers, I would guess.

I feel like “architect” and “advertising executive” should be forbidden from being used by screenwriters as professions for their characters.

When the Amish start getting #MeToo’ed, you know society has hit a new low.

Did they threaten to wash their windshields?

This is how I discover Jon Bernthal has a podcast?

I hate to say this, but The Simpsons did it first.

No, it’s accurate. Those Hope/Crosby movies were really joke limited.

You, sir, deserve to be a casting agent.

Not how I pictured Francis Xavier Flynn, but I’ll watch this. I hope it’s good enough that they can get to Flecth’s Forntune and Fletch and the Widow Bradley.

This guy here

It’s been 20 years so I’ll just say it - ABC needs to reboot Lost.

Cool that you can use that word in a sentence, spelling bee - but it still doesn’t describe my initial reaction. Happy you know what it means now and won’t make that mistake again.

Fun Fact:

Incredulous? Is that the word you meant to use?

I actually find them useful for shows that I don’t watch anymore but still want to follow so I can pat myself on bailing before the wheels came off (like Game of Thrones) or to recap a show I watched late at night after a few beers that I forgot parts of. Otherwise, yeah - we have Wikipedia for this.

Welcome to AV Club show coverage - find a cubicle and then I’ll show you around.

The cause of death being a car crash that occurred during the commission of a crime (hit and run)

“It’s like AV Club readers have forgotten: it can be two things.”

Shhh, it’s unfair to her legacy of being rich to mention cocaine

Anne Heche died in the act of committing a crime. That’s all that needs to be said. There is no need to shame her for any addiction she may have had or her mental health issues.