Shaggiest and most rambling movie of his career?

I always want to watch this. The problem I have is that my attention span is shot after years of using my cell phone for entertainment so the only time I can really commit to a movie is a) in a theater or b) when I’m really stoned on a weekend evening and glued to my sofa and my phone is in another room. But when I’m…

Well, I guess I can put my noose back in the box for another Christmas.

Did Glover actually do anything physical in the first two films? In my memory he didn’t run or move very fast. He just jogged a few steps and then pulled his gun and wheezed.

Weird. Just before he died he called me and demanded that I make a sequel to The Goonies starring my penis and an audio cassette of Anne Ramsay moaning. I don’t even work in the industry, but Amazon Prime gave it the greenlight and handed me a six-picture deal.

It feels like there was more to the setup in the script and they pulled back because it was a bit too racist and that made the rest of it not work.

When I read your comments in the voice of Anthony on Designing Women, they’re really funny.

Vince Vaughn is often the bright spot in some otherwise middling entertainment. He was the best thing about last year’s Freaky and I’ve sat through some shit movies only because he made them watchable. And that’s the problem - he makes shit.

After reading the comments, I believe that I’m out of touch or just not into this show anymore. There’s no connection to reality and the characters are acting in ways that go against logic or their “characters” to get to a “meh” punchline at the end of the episode.

I think that Kidman looks exactly like Ball in her post-Botox period.

Okay, how about Josh Brolin?

Yes. It will be Jim Jones cosplay - but still entertaining. Also, Leo’s voice isn’t right.

But did he sell it as an NFT? Because if he had he would’ve gotten double.

Sorry you were molested, but there’s no call for insults, bruh

I feel like DiCaprio doesn’t have the heft or the face to project “menace”. Even in Django Unchained they had to have Samuel Jackson play the real “threat”. Leo’s too pretty.

Agreed, kemosabe - in civil actions things you said in public can come back to haunt you (or your finances).

True. That whole bit in the Miranda warning of “anything you say definitely won’t be used against you in court” bears this to be true.

Fill me up again, boys. I would seriously watch Danny McBride and Jody Hill bag groceries.

But it was the first or second episode when Wendy Jo Sperber and the blonde woman knew what they were up to.

“We were molecularly connected,” said Hanks of his comedy partner in the cult hit (but quickly cancelled) star-making sitcom, where the two famously wore dresses for comedically contrived reasons that haven’t aged all that well.”