Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

You think Cardinal fans are bad? Wait until Cubs fans finally taste success

Chicago is great.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

No wonder he walks that way...

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

Tell them it’s pronounced “Sahx” not “Sawx”

Tell them you’re a fan of the original Sox, it’ll send them over the edge

You will believe he caught the ball after they win the series?

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

>Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

Yeah, Foucault was mentioned literally zero times, and I don’t even see the words hegemony or panopticism anywhere in there.

Fucking sell the naming rights to the players already. It’s all revenue baby!

The peoples elbow, naturally

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