Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Robe One?

Question: I used to call Jesse Eisenberg “Discount Michael Cera,” but is Michael Cera now “Discount Jesse Eisenberg?”

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

I stand corrected

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

Well, this ought to be a shit show. I feel so bad for the witnesses who will have to be cross examined by the man who killed their family members and tried to kill them. Fuck this guy.

I thought it was one winged dove since I was a kid, until about 4 years ago I was on a road trip with my Dad and mused about one winged doves out loud.

I’m now Imagining a dove flying round in futile circles for all eternity.

Because we’re here and thus convenient, we’re different enough to be scary, and they haven’t been able to get rid of us yet, so we must be doing something.

Needs more White Wing Doves.

I am proud to have voted for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton. And my bright spot in this is the fact that my little girl has spent the last weeks saying she wanted to be “the first girl president.” And I didn’t know what to say to her. But now I do. #Sophie2052

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Well, everyone else here has told you off, so I’ll just glibly but accurately point out that you are human garbage.

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

Guys, Trump is an aberration and doesn’t represent the values of the Republican Party.

The difference is the arguability of intent.

Not sure what the difference is between circulating papers outside a precinct and circulating an image that could easily be printed on those papers on social media instead, except the way he chose to do it could arguably reach more people. He’s still an elected official circulating misinformation; your idea of the way…

? Or a Democrat would also be investigated if they had done the same thing, given that it is illegal.