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The real question is, how did he get the words “Make America Great Again” to float on the air above his head, attached to no discernible object?

·Its not your fault.

I’m guessing they’ll show two events straight away and then string us along through 1,673 swimming heats before giving us the final two events at around midnight.

I usually just say my username out loud.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

REPORT: Same.

Really? That was a disaster to me.

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

This one I like, a new take on an old comeback. And trust me, I know. I’ve already taught my kids that they will probably live and die before they ever see this team win it all. It’s about loyalty, though. “There’s always next year” will be on my tombstone

I’m not a Sox or Cubs fan (though I live in Chicago), but can’t he just respond to all of those with “2005"?

Yeah, but your team hasn’t won a championship on over a hundred years.

The funny thing is that makes it even more funny that he can just point to a World Series in the last 108 years. They have thrown more of those than the Cubs have won.

2005

It’s Hilary Clinton. Anything she does must be met with snark, disbelief, negative judgement, and dissection of what she “really” means. She can’t just be an older woman using a trend to make a bad joke.