As a former Medic in Boston... Thank you for this.

there is literally no chance those garbage cans in the gif posted weigh a couple hundred pounds

Dear eight pound, six ounce newborn baby Jesus...

Okay so how could he protest in a way that simultaneously got people talking about the issue while also not at all noticing him? Do you listen to your own thoughts before you let them loose on the world, or are you just uninhibited by any sense of fear that people will think you’re a Goddamn moron?

And hiding meat in ravioli, where God can’t see it.

Ramadan should have nothing to do with it. Outside of a newsroom, any meeting that occurs after 2pm is subject to the law of diminishing returns.

Ha! I was ready to be so upset by this comment, it was like whiplash.

Francis is a Jesuit. Jesuits are crafty and intelligent mofos - that’s one of the reasons they are frequently referred to as “God’s Marines.” If a Pope was gonna throw shade, I would actually think it would be him.

That was my mistake, and it won’t happen again!

Trump had to move closer to him to not lose his balance, it was a complete and thorough dismantling of Trump’s sad attempt at machismo against a guy who probably ate rocks for breakfast for the first 12 years of his life, before joining the Soviet military and getting rocks for breakfast and roundhouse kicks to the…

It’s just occurred to me that Macron has a very, distinctly Gallic profile. That is a true Frenchman’s nose, right there.

So parents are the best qualified to make decisions for their children, but I cannot make my own decisions regarding my body?

FWIW, I’m an Arab-American lady with a widow’s peak. I’ve always loathed it because my hair is pretty curly and I too associate it with Mortician Addams-style hair.

I mean, obviously her mom is garbage. But she is 14. She is not an adult. It’s hard for me to completely blame her for the way that she acts.

Women attempt suicide three times more often than men. That doesn’t mean male suicide isn’t a problem, but the underlying issues that lead to suicide are not a gendered problem. Men are more successful at suicide because they tend to choose more violent (or “successful”) methods than women.

That pic even more so than in the mid 90's when our former shared love of heroin caused Mr Mars and I to hit the streets for 3 years. A guy we met on the street showed us the best places to dumpster dive. Mr Mars and our new friend helped themselves to the cold half eaten congealed greasy grub from the KFC dumpster…

I’ll sum it up: 1) Harper’s Bazaar used a piece of copy written by Sara Sutterlin without her permission, on a patch that ended up on several jackets given out at a more or less fancy feminist event 2) Sutterlin blamed a couple of other media players run by fancy high-visibility women, Rookie and Lennie 3) Sutterlin…

Yeah, it seems like total woo-woo yoni power bullshit. It is also an ugly patch.

Touchy-feely hooey is perfect for the medium of inspirational denim jacket patches for the mainstream masses, actually.... But it should, y’know, SOUND better! This one just doesn’t have any kind of ring to it. I mean, “Well-behaved women rarely make history” sticks in your mind with a one-two punch, but “When women…

When some women speak, it is mostly bullshit. Christ, gurls, take all the money and your multiple apologies that those people gave you, give up the quest for the pound of flesh, and get thy sorry asses hence to the kombucha bar to drown thy grievances.