No. No you are not. Carry on.

Just wanted to make sure nobody ran out and got those mini glass Patron bottles that are way too solid to shatter but would make terrifying rock sized projectiles when someone opened the Pinata up. :)

Fuck the potus right in his weird puckered butthole mouth.

Shhh, you have to let the white males tell you what you should be offended by. Those are the rules now.

This. How hard is it to err on the side of caution/civility? I get that somethings like this are ok with some members of the group in question, but that doesn’t mean everybody in that group is cool with it. I’ve had (white) guys hit me with the “nigga” (rap version) thinking that I’m cool with it because maybe one of…

Your wife is in the healthcare field?

Dear Republicans,

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

Festival people be different.

Whoa! You go to at least one festival a year? Watch out!

What do you mean? I have dry curly white hair and I’ve been using Shea Moisture for years. It makes it so much more manageable.

So as a white woman with very curly, dry hair, I’m relegated to Sauve even though hair care products marketed to black women give me a better result?

Well, I’m white and I have to moisturized my hair: coconut oil, Shea, whatever I can find in the “Ethnic Hair Section” (that shouldn’t have to be in a little, tiny space) because I don’t have “good hair.”

Thank you, fellow ADHD person.

Oh, and yes. 12 hours (two 6 hour days) of psychoneurological testing was pretty definitive in saying my brain is wired to go around my asshole to get to my elbow. I actually go without medication most of the time, I only take it if I’m going to be speaking professionally, studying, testing or the house is so…

Seconded! One first thing in the morning, with breakfast. Wears off around 4 pm, no important decisions or serious work takes place after that. Give it a try, Donnie....

My prescription amphetamines KEEP ME from sounding like this. Maybe only taking 1 a day in the AM with food helps though. I haven’t crushed them up and snorted them off of Putin’s bare chest.

My guess is that because he is a Christian who is also a gun enthusiast he feels at odds with the fact that he’s ok with the liberal values he’s around — marriage equality, taking care of the environment, etc. As a (very) liberal Christian myself I know that feeling. If a person is truly following Jesus’ teachings,…

I kinda disagree with that sentiment.

On the contrary, my job is keeping me unvideogamed.