So, so smug.

You’re so adorably smug.

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

Yes, there is a difference between the U.S. government enforcing existing laws in the U.S. and the U.S. government acting as world police. We have a duty to speak out against this, sure, and to encourage our allies to act - but we don't have a duty to do their work for them.

Why is it our responsibility to stampede in and enforce the laws of other countries for them? Ally or not, this isn't our fight.

Yasss <3 I've been thinking about getting my septum pierced toooo but I keep putting it off.

I might be able to even with this.

:D :D :D thank you!

ugh. okay, fine, that’s not the literal worst thing ever. i can accept this change.

this is terrible news. instagram indulges my need for symmetry ! now it’s going to be endless chaos!

wait wait wait they’re ditching the square? DAMNIT. I LOVE THE SQUARE.

you probably have like a million jez stalkers now. including me. (noeyoureatowel)

I do this too! I sleep with socks on in the winter a lot, because I don’t tuck my sheets in, so my feet get cold. I always end up with a collection of balled up socks in my bed.

We have a military that is larger than the armed forces of 20 other countries COMBINED. Do you really think that there’s any sort of comparison to the Arab Spring?

Is being an asshole your persona, or are you just always like this?

They’re the literal embodiment of the terrible customer.

Definitely this. I am fully content being planted on my ass in front of my monitor; there was a brief time in which I thought I was going to be fired earlier this year and I went home and said to my boyfriend that I would literally rather jump off a building than go back to food service. No thanks.

I spent an entire afternoon rush shift at Starbucks with T-Rex arms once. I was taking orders for drive-through and so was limited to talking to customers, hitting the screen, and putting stickers on cups, so it was both easy and endlessly entertaining.

Also he used to dress up in a Pikachu suit when he was still raving.

Precisely. No apologies! I agree with everything you’ve said.