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    My dipshit of an ex boyfriend was on the bigger side, and one night, after a sushi date on which I drank an entire large bottle of sake by myself after spending most of the day drinking because he was an asshole and we had been fighting, he wasn’t letting me control speed/depth and I puked on him. He was disgusted and

    That is 100% why I'm friends with people I went t high school with. Never stop imploding, you beautiful train wrecks

    Right

    My boyfriend still has the holes from his snake bites and sometimes the 15 year old inside of me goes “you should put those back in!” And then I remember that we're adults and would look 1000% more ridiculous as scene kids than we did as actual children.

    Oh man high school was such a fucking awkward time

    Those people make me want to burn the entire internet down so I def get what you're saying!

    I mean, those people making those comments are probably poo-people with a script, but sometimes people who say that are earnest. I AM religious, I wouldn’t have an abortion unless I was going to die, and I’m 100000% pro-choice and pro-Planned Parenthood, because I’m a fucking reasonable person who understands the

    times that i wish i didn’t know what cultural appropriation is: when contemplating the idea of wearing a sari for some portion of my wedding. holy shit indian fashion is beautiful.

    Precisely.

    Women who are victims of domestic violence are 8 times more likely to be killed if there is a firearm in the home.

    An armed woman is only stronger than an unarmed man for exactly the length of time that she still has the weapon in her possession.

    i am shocked. SHOCKED i tell you.

    while i realise that i’m probably typing to a brick wall and thus this comment is entirely futile, it bears repeating for the 10 millionth time: TAX DOLLARS DON’T FUND ABORTIONS.

    Sheesh.

    no, you’re just an idiot.

    no. you don’t get to dictate other people’s reproductive choices, so fuck off with that.

    1. Be not rich enough for a nanny, settle for staying at home or pick daycare like a plebe

    Yeah, fuck all those people with careers that they’ve invested a lot in and who want to be successful in a demanding field that want to have families.

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    Don't tell me how to live my life!

    In the Morissette sense. don’t be so pedantic.