Ironically, I read this after turning my alarm on my phone off (after hitting snooze) and going on Facebook while still in bed.

those are for the plebes, obviously.

me :( and i’m left handed. it’s just how i was taught to computer, and i can’t undo 20 years of conditioning.apparently the shit you learn when you’re 5 is like THIS IS JUST HOW I AM GONNA DO IT OK. i also can’t type one-handed with my right hand.

That’s less than helpful.

Anglo =/= Caucasian

Haha, none taken. It’s a running joke with one of my friends that it’ll be a really great degree for running a tumblr blog one day. I’m already planning on going straight to grad school, though.

social science is not an oxymoron! -sociology major

Outliers should absolutely be accounted for in statistical trends. What I meant by that was that one man saying “well I don’t do that so it’s all nonsense” is inaccurate. One outlier doesn’t skew the curve. But I do agree with you that it’s also disruptive.

I don’t disagree with you! It just is not getting anywhere to spend your time shouting about semantics and refusing to address the topic.

No one is removing the ability of men to speak on the subject. It just doesn’t contribute to the conversation to spend your time throwing fits about semantics and refusing to address the actual subject.

No, I’m just saying that “BUT I DONT DO THAT SO NOT ALL [insert group being discussed] YOURE JUST GENERALIZING!!!” isn’t a particularly helpful response.

Lemme try and explain this in a way that you might, maybe, sort of get.

I'm actually kind of curious why anyone would think that getting carpet installed in the middle of the night when your living situation involves common walls with your neighbors is a good idea ever.

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

SERIOUSLY. like, i have cube walls, but they’re mostly half walls, and until today when i decided to rearrange my monitors, i was sitting in such a way that seemed to be the universal sign for EVERYONE PLEASE TALK TO ME. now i’m tucked inside the portion that isn’t a half wall and i have my back to the world and i…

I’m in Orange County, where it’s currently 81 and approximately 1000000% humidity (actually 62% but that’s awful for here), but you wouldn’t know it because it’s about 5 degrees in my office. Team space heater.

Well, then, artificially sweetened sodas are the drink for you!

Artificial sweeteners all taste like sweaty butthole. End of argument.

have also done this!

i have the same problem. i am an experienced marijuana person and i still get 1000% floored by edibles.