San Diego is straight up scrambling to get a deal put together to keep the Chargers and I hope that it works, and that the Raiders all spontaneously burst into flames. I’m 1000000% against there being another fucking stadium here. It’ll be nonstop sports traffic. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.

good for you! spend your money better, then.

and it is humblebragging to be like, oh, i can’t iiimaaaaagine spending that kind of money on a wedding, we only spent $100 on ours because really it’s all about love, not planning and spending.

but, you know, maybe they have all of those things taken care of.

Don't humblebrag, it's unseemly.

I do this! It seems to be okay.

Where do I sign up?

Drinking is practically an essential part of snowboarding tbh.

I think you’re misunderstanding the entire concept of #notallmen

No, it’s really not, but good try.

Here’s the thing about being pro-choice: you have to support a woman’s right to CHOOSE. It’s just as wrong to expect young women to have abortions because you don’t think they should have a baby as it is to expect young women to have babies because you feel that that is the consequence of having sex. Is it…

I’ve reached maximum minion saturation. I’m about to go insane.

Just to clarify - cold sores are caused by HSV rather than HPV.

He looks like Peter Pettigrew from the Harry Potter movies.

I needed to get my hair done like, a month ago, and now my roots are like 3 inches long and I’ve stopped giving as many fucks.

+1

Do you genuinely believe that environmental policy doesn’t have an effect on people?

I think people would literally riot if gas got that expensive here. We’re over $4 in southern California this week and you would think that it’s going to imminently bankrupt people.

Thank you!

See also: Orange county's policy regarding the homeless !