FORD=Full Of Reefer, Dude.

So to clarify, as well as football, researchers are now concerned about football.

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

I’ve never claimed to be classy.

Because it’s going to come up since it keeps coming up wherever this study is discussed...

Parrish also noted that some airlines, including Southwest, offer liquor and wine packaging at their ticket counters. So for around $5 you could have someone pack your booze properly for you.

I’d say someone just needs to give the Twins a good slap on the rear, but then the Minneapolis cops might shoot him.

He’s young. His dong won’t have that kind of power forever.

MacKanin should do a pen flip after signing off on his reassignment to the IronPigs.

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

Then as a scientist, you should recognize that silicon dioxide is sand. Or at least the primary component of sand. While 3 year olds around the world have proven that Si02 is not harmful if eaten, it still is not food.

Yet you have time to fiddle with cable? Going directly to your content instead of having to find the right channel and time (or remembering to DVR it) is a lot easier.

Let’s just cut to the chase:

Nope.

Life is too short to drive boring cars.

You don’t need an SUV to handle snow. Somewhat echoing Ballaban, just get literally ANY car and proper snow tires for the winter. My FR-S gets me through Chicago winters wonderfully, and I’ll guarantee I’m having a lot more fun than just about anyone else on the road.

If you want an SUV because you like SUVs, that’s…

He doesn’t want to act like an adult. He wants to feel like an adult. There is a subtle, but clear difference.

“Adult car”

Thank you Torch for adding some absurdity and not making me fall asleep reading this one. Especially since I pretty much consider CUVs and SUVs to be “the enemy” as an enthusiast.