I am pro-rebuilding.

His opinions about numbers are his own.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

I miss my flip phone. The one I have now does a hundred things I don’t need and weighs like 10 lbs and drags my pants down.

Hahaha. Blow save opportunities for the White Sox. Good one.

Yeah god forbid he leads us to a higher draft pick. Dude was brought here for one reason: blow saves and give the Sox a top 2-3 pick in the draft. I wanna see him as an everyday closer even if we’re up by 10.

Debatable, imo.

Brett Favre is now very eager to become a GM.

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

Auto for the wife.

The parallel that I see is a bunch of fat, white nothings who have plugged away aimlessly at the same shit job for untold years, don’t get why anyone wouldn’t chose to do the same

It’s strangely comforting to know that even the greatest athlete on the planet still has to deal with an asshole boss. Some things are unavoidable I suppose...

Hey, it worked in Miami.

Still don’t understand why deadspin plays into the “bad stadium” propaganda with the A’s. Who doesn’t go see them play because of the Coliseum? If Oakland or Fremont or some other Bay Area community bankrupted itself to gift the A’s a stadium then you’d see the same weak attendance, the same fan apathy, the same…

This is a feeling you just can’t flush....

Showtime produces the Pay-per-View, which is $100.

You sound unhappy.

We’ve always cheered for the laundry. At this point the team represents Oakland, not just baseball. It’ll be our last pro sports team, and it’s the only one we need.

Really? ... Which part do you think is incorrect?

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”