Cam Newton is clearly to blame.

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?

“I TOLD YOU NO FUCKIN KIDS!”

I mean, making you believe he’s going to be in one place and then not being there is basically what he’s always done.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

Anyone know how much Penn State is cooperating with this? Because clearly, less cooperation = more truthful telling, and vice-versa.

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

+1,986 comments that missed the joke.

Aw, scare quotes around “joke.” How adorably sullen!

Oh, is mocking a dumb internet stranger unacceptable behavior now? Because you were only too happy to jump in with both feet an hour ago, back when you thought I was “being serious” and “dumb enough to believe it would work.” I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it from you.

And some people would be dumb enough to not realize that capitalization of Challenger was intentional. The kind of people who, say, need to have jokes explained to them via emoji.

You sure laugh a lot for a guy who didn’t get the joke.

Challenger was capitalized for a reason. (I missed it too).

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

Uhhh...

Oh, it’s not like GM is incapable of building another front-engine, rear-wheel-drive, manual-transmission’d roided-the-fuck-up monster sedan.

Crossover huh? You go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done

I do deserve one, which is why I bought one back in 2016.

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”