#GoCardinals

This is not acceptable Canadian representation. I’m sorry for DeMar not being sorry.

DeRoses are red, DeRozan is blue. Don’t mess with DeMar or he’ll throw the ball at you!

I seriously don’t understand what the point of these pro-am games/ leagues is. The pros are the best in the world. There is no debate about that. The ams are not nearly as good. So what is the appeal of watching not so good people play on the same team as great people? Is it just to watch Austin Rivers look like a…

Just quick math.

Christ, I can’t imagine having a car for such a short time, spending $75,0000 on it, and then having to take it in to have the ENTIRE WIRING HARNESS replaced.

If you amortize the amount due at signing over the 24 month term, plus the taxes (7% of new car value here in GA), this is a $550/mo lease. $0.66 per mile, plus gas and insurance. Not a very good deal.

If you’re brand loyal to FCA, you’ve been screwing yourself for years anyway.

The real news here is you have a Chrysler 200..........

You drive over THIRTY thousand miles a year?

It’s an Alfa so I’m pretty sure it’ll break down enough so the mileage restriction wouldn’t matter

I just took a look. This is my favorite:

Should have picked a proper English club.

Ultimately we all have agency. Free is more problematic. Every decision, every path chosen, every use of our agency carries with it a cost, even if that cost is only the missed opportunity of using our agency in another way.

I’m guessing he meant pajama bottoms, but I’d like to think that he wears a full-on, Everton-themed button-up pajama set to bed every night (except for the nights where he visits prostitutes, of course).

His contract is the most remarkable considering how he ended his season giving up ON THE FLOOR, IN FRONT OF THE WORLD against the Spurs, without Kawhi.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

No, those poor schlubbs are all buried back at the plant. He’s talking about the Lucky Bastard friend/son/son-in-law who actually gets to drive the fucker.

Maybe his dad is just president of something and he assigned his kid to the position despite them having no experience, proven ability, or education. Nah that’d be silly. Make Toyota Great Again!

I don’t really get the long-winded joke, but it’s certainly not a fireable offense.