The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

To be fair, the only kind of baseball the Rockies play is regular-season, so if they’re going to ever get coverage, it needs to be now.

But did you know hear that tennis player you hadn’t heard of until a few days ago lost? And that cyclist you still don’t know the name of got disqualified?

I wonder if she is getting masters agree.

she sure is proud of that masters degree

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

This kind of chicanery takes considerably longer than their normal way of processing orders (regardless if “proper” establishments do it as a rule). If it was common, in the long run this kind of thing can eat into revenue because of the excess consumables (plastic tubs) and decrease in average orders/hour and would…

So is this kind of thing Exhibit # 917 in “Various Ways THE PROCESS (TM) Can Go Horribly Awry?”

Easy, they just write the damn check.

You’re misunderstanding the argument, I think. It’s not that they would be able to pay more than those teams—maybe they wouldn’t. It’s that they have to pay more than those teams, under any circumstances, in order to make up for Utah being a less desirable location for someone who can make a lot more money on…

Aren’t drafts at restaurants and bars capped at 3.2% ABV and you can’t order a liquor drink at a restaurant without ordering food or something? And you can’t buy above 3.2% beer in grocery stores or gas stations? No liquor store sales on Sunday? I may be a high functioning alcoholic but these rules offend my…

I don’t think it’s necessarily calling a salary cap itself a bad thing, but the max contract within a salary cap. If there was no “max” contract, plus the sort of Bird Rights laws that enable an incumbent team to go above cap to sign their players, then Utah could increase their financial offer beyond what other teams…

Utah: Imagine Buffalo...now take away most of the alcohol.

Captions are great for a few reasons. If you miss a line of dialogue, the subtitles can help you on that. They also tell you the names of songs playing so you don’t have to search google with just a handful of lyrics. You can turn on the director’s commentary and follow along with the actual dialogue in the film. And…

Sometimes captions are more interesting than the spoken dialogue. Either, they’re very informative and helpful or they’re lazy as sin and are actually more wrong than they’re accurate.

Batshit crazy derives from the fact that certain types of bat guana aka actual bat shit, contains the fungus Histoplasma capsulatum that especially in large bat habitats piles up and festers and can infect the brain of non-bats exposed by breathing in the air born particles.

-Going offline for the holidays is fucking great. I am young and awesome, so my friends and I rented a ginormous house in Rhode Island for the weekend, 17 of us, and just partied all weekend long. Beach days, volleyball and cornhole, grilling, playing so much Kings and flip cup and slap cup, discovered a new game…