Fucking. Nuclear. Take.

Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.

Doesn’t he want gay people executed? Hardly sounds like a good Christi... oh wait, Christians are the most narrow-minded judgmental people on Earth. Carry on.

Thanks dude.

Thanks dude.

It’s actually $1 for four months, not $1 per month, but otherwise yes.

It’s actually $1 for four months, not $1 per month, but otherwise yes.

aren’t we all?

are you a dog?

And that number has a Snapchat account... but it’s named ‘Angelina’

This may be your finest work yet.

Can’t decide if this is more Faulkner or Shirley Jackson. I really admire how Romberts can mine the absurd for tragedy and morality - while the reader is left stammering, “What? Why? Who am I?”

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

♫ I just met y’all

Maybe it is because I am just a poor and cannot fathom that much money, (and also because most of my monetary spending goes towards booze, dates, and suits, and pretty much nothing else), but does it make a difference? How is having $160MM different than having $205MM? Once you get past, say, $15-20MM, WHAT FUCKING…

Judge not, lest ye be Judged.

This is nothing. I’ve seen college girls catch trouser trout with their mouth.

I heard this exact argument when Ray Allen and KG went to Boston.

thank you for illustrating.

Why not?

Did any of this need to be said?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.