How about he is allowed to play, but he has to wear roller skates and ill fitting pants that fall down as he runs. That seems fair. And arbitrary.

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.

He was good but not elite.

THREE PASS PLAYS AT THE GOAL LINE!

Dalton might be on the verge of demonstrating the Schaub principle where a mediocre to decent quarterback suddenly becomes absolute garbage overnight.

I guarantee there are several million Texan men and women who are outraged and believe that if this little jezebel was married, barefoot, and pregnant, like she should be by now, she wouldn’t be saying these things because her husband would keeping her in line with the back of her hand. In the name of lord.

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

I am 24 (two years out of college) and living in a house with four other guys. It’s a very nice five-bedroom house in a good neighborhood of Arlington, VA. The kitchen can get busy at times but we still have a large living room, two unused front rooms (dining room and sitting room), and a very large finished basement…

“huh...I think I’ll go over there now”

that just seems like a lot of work

Dang man thats hardcore...do you have like 10 children or are all of you like 6'4 + in size? I love me some bacon but the 24 oz pack usually covers me, the wife and 3 normal sized pre-teens.

Personally, microwaving hot dogs is my favorite way to cook them.

Wow. Just...the paucity of humanity in this comment.

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”

At least the Ball children have a real talent. I will never, ever understand why anyone gives a shit about the Kardashians.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

Howard U stayed at the same hotel as my wife and I this weekend in LV and we ran into several players in the elevators. Could not have been a nicer, more courteous group of young men. Congrats, Bison, you deserve it.

For a final touch of embarrassment for UNLV, the Rebels paid Howard University $600,000 to come play in Las Vegas. Ouch.

Future should try enunciating. Also, remove yourself from my grass.

I don’t know if a word I mostly know from watching Full Metal Alchemist should really earn a thesaurus star. But thanks.