I stopped. It’s easy.

This is probably way more than you (or, uh, anyone) wanted to know about this, but ESPN uses a different game score formula than MLB.com or FanGraphs. The ESPN one was developed in the 80s by Bill James and hasn’t changed since, while MLB/FG use one that was tweaked a few years ago by Tom Tango to more accurately…

Goatse

+1 sticky hand

+1 dong

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Not that it would happen, but I’d like to see McGregor fight GGG. It’s for no reason other than watching GGG removing half the teeth in Conor’s mouth en route to a Round 1 KO, would put an end to this endless hot-fuckin’-takin’ from the idiots online (not Burneko!) about how he can save boxing from itself or be a…

I’m trying. Is it about socialism?

“This is fine.”

The Cavs falling on their face on this is comic. Sans the public backlash this was probably going to sail through the city and county processes. Glad they got it stopped.

Who puts so much emotional stock in another stranger, an entertainer no less, to the extent that they are disappointed when said stranger makes a life decision that one disagrees with?

Related: Every movie gets one white person only.

OMG CAITLIN THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. You guys, a few weeks ago I watched Caitlin casually get up from her desk at 5p and do about 2 straight minutes of perfect pushups. In her work clothes. It was INCREDIBLE. And I say this as someone who’s currently at the 3-minute mark with planks. (I’m working up to 6:66 by the Ides…

Jed York can eat a bag of dicks.

Right. If you read that one sentence amongst the 1000+ words and the headline, it is clear Ousmane is getting his due credit. /wanking motion

Nah. That’s butthole son.

Forgive me if I’m mistaken but I always thought that was two men in the picture.

Fair, but looking at that photo:
1. The angle
2. Not sure that’s a woman

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.