“and crashed off the top of the hill after his last run of the day”

It’s like walking in wearing a tux and ordering a bud light.

All of this is so so so so so dumb.

People fucking blow Chris Paul for how much better he makes his teammates, and Westbrook averaged 1.2 assists more per game this season.

Forget it, I parked a car in a NYC garage once I know how expensive they are. By now, the cost of the parking excedes the cost of a new Porsche.

I think the subtext there is ‘It’s fucking sweet to play for a historically great team with a bunch of awesome shooters.’

Most phones are tracking location, I can probably just get his phone and re-trace his steps that night, pointing to sweet location of forgotten 911

Adams put up the best numbers of his career. Roberson, for what they are and for being a very limited offensive option, put up the best numbers of his career. Oladipo matched his career averages. Are you legitimately suggesting that while they started Domantas Sabonis for 45 games, they should have spent more time…

Is this the same Kevin Durant who won MVP three years ago and led the league in scoring four times while playing with Russell Westbrook. Yes, imagine the possibilities...

You know he made it to the 2012 Finals, right?

Do we really have an anonymous Kinja user questioning Russell Westbrook’s sense of style and fashion?

Until they begin to suffer. Even then they will still probably find a way to blame Obama. These people are very stupid.

Last year’s Thunder would have lucky to get 25 wins if Westbrook wasn’t on the roster. Who exactly was he holding back? Given Durant’s averages with the Thunder of 25.3, 30.1, 27.7, 28.0, 28.1, 32.0, 25.4, and 28.2 points per game, it’s hard to argue it was him. They were good enough to go up 3-1 on a team that won 73…

“Bill Cosby just seems like a great dude.”

As a black man, it was very heart warming to see both of his parents there AND to see his wife. Don’t get me wrong. If you were born to a single mother in the hood and made it out, props to you. I just want to give props for people who are able to and/or choose to do it this way. There is not enough this on…

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

While it would definitely impact the world if it stopped trading with the US, the US would be fucking devastated if the rest of the world stopped trading with it.

No matter which way you look at it, the R8, despite being a cool car, is nearing 10 years old, making it one of the oldest supercars currently on the market. You can keep putting new faces on it and updating the engine, but it’s still the R8. The Gallardo has been replaced already, for crying out loud. Fresh R8…

Audi TT Quattro*