If you have to spell it using a different letter to convey how you think it should be read, you’re probably wrong.

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

No. The G doesn’t stand for Giraffe.

If I ever win the powerball, I’m going to pimp slap every person who says JIF as hard as I can until security comes to collect me. Get in line buddy!

I’ve got no idea what the photo speak stuff is, but cool.

It’s not even worth discussing with you.

No, it isn’t. It is the absence of belief in the absence of proof. Religion is belief in the absence of proof. One is logical, the other is fucking insanity.

Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

Meh. No, it’s pretty much just common sense.

claiming that universal health care equals socialism is really silly

How fast are their speed limits in general?

Average age/safety rating of cars driven? Average speed per mile? DUI numbers?

Correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation. What’s the comparison look like for miles driven per fatality? Just gonna go out on a limb and guess that US drivers rack up a lot more miles than Norwegian drivers.

Yes. No.

There is no relation to how many cars and accident rate. For example a country like Guinea has 9462 road fatalities per 100.000 cars !

It’s not like Guinea has so many cars (it hasn’t).

Also Norway has around 584 cars per 1000 people, in the US it’s around 797 cars per 1000 people. So there are just 36% more…

Those numbers don’t tell the whole story though. Cars and gas are ridiculously expensive and Norway had a great public transportation system. Less people in cars=less likely to die in one.

He pulled like a weekend for doing something like twice the speed limit. Nothing compared to 6 months for 25 over. Patrick got off easy too. One of my buddies lost his license for something like 6 months and pulled weekends for at least 2 months for doing over 100 in VA. 100+ pretty much equals some amount of jail…

Ask Patrick. He got jailed for speeding in Virginia.

While they were still talking about this, S2000 himself stood among them and said to them, “VTEC be with you. Bros.”

The other Jalops therefore said unto him, “we have seen the S2000.” But he said unto them, “except I shall see in my hands the keys of such Honda, and put my hand onto the gearshift, and thrust my feet upon the pedals, I will not believe.”

So is this going to be a Jalopnik sponsored race car with Jalopnik plastered on it in the biggest letters possible?