Banking on his pile of maybes to convince the Pelicans to trade a 25-year old generational superstar with three years left on his contract is far worse and dumber than anything I initially said.

None of these teams could beat the Cavs because none of these have seemingly even TRIED to beat the Cavs. Cleveland is spending out the ass for their roster, constantly trying to add pieces, and no one else seems as interested in being as aggressive.

I’m announcing that I’m giving up my lifetime option to continue being a fan of the Bears, Bulls, and White Sox, and will test free agency this summer

This has me wondering if I could buy Paxson’s house for $5 by being the only person to make an offer.

Counterpoint: It’s a foul ball off the bat of Jay Bruce in a meaningless game. 

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

You need a tag for ‘Kids ruin everything’

Dude catches a goddamn foul ball, and his wife gets to give him shit about it for frickin’ eternity.
There is no former joy from your past life that a baby cannot extinguish.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Every major Chicago team has a title within our lifetime. Fuck off you with your Bill Simmons lite woe is me bullshit.

Bro I loved The Wire as much as anyone but you didn’t really “know” those guys

I’m positive there are a lot of dealers out there who would recoil at the thought of taking away healthcare from tens of millions, including children and the elderly.

Former Bulls fan checking in. I turned off ESPN at around the 7th pick and picked up a new habit called “binge drinking.” Then I flipped on a wonderful English film called “Attack the Block” and followed that up with the first episode of the Prison Break revival on FOX. The latter was dreadful, but at least it helped…

To be fair, I’ve known a few drug dealers with really good morals actually. Well as good as you can get in an industry where you sometimes have to do your own illegal loan collections. Helping old ladies cover their bills, buying people piratically anything but drugs. When they’d get busted the whole neighborhood…

Or just set the prices so the company can pay workers a reasonable wage.

It does have a bit of that, but he doesn’t save the native people, really. He does do a nice job of assimilating and becoming “perfect” though. In general it’s a gross oversimplification of the beginning of the Meiji period, but it’s very entertaining! And Billy Connolly kicks ass. Until he is cut down, of course.

I maintain that Tom Cruise’s best acting of his career is in Tropic Thunder.

The Last Samurai is Tom Cruise’s best work. And I am very much not a fan of Tom Cruise.

Not actually a good deal if you’re flexible about what suit to buy. They have Happy Hour deals nearly every Friday where they put a decent selection on sale for $299. This deal is worth it if there’s a particular suit you’ve been eyeing for a while; probably more useful for those of us who buy suits fairly regularly…

Not actually a good deal if you’re flexible about what suit to buy. They have Happy Hour deals nearly every Friday…