Can I be your disciple?

What you did there...I see it

But he didn't get kicked anywhere else on his body. He got kicked in the nuts. Because Green wanted to kick him in the nuts. Again.

Nice.

NO

Dick.

[Insert Mustang Cars & Coffee joke here]

Learned in a new BRZ.

Bought it. Somehow drove it home. Taught myself over the next several weeks. I still suck, but hot damn it was worth it.

I do wish I had bought a beater Honda to teach myself before savagely tearing into my new car. Who knows how many years I took off that poor clutch’s life.

Goose Gossage is actually further up in these comments section. Posting under the tag: "HandsomeMonicaLewinsky"

You’re still going on about this?

They write OMG Kershaw articles because he’s the best goddamn pitcher baseball has seen in quite some time. Same reason we read about Trout and Harper even though they haven’t won a World Series either. They’re really good at baseball.

Plenty of amazing ball players never win the…

Oh yeah. Let’s “match” a handful of starts in a single month (October) with what has been a legendary career so far.

I’m an Angels fan and have no reason to put on a cape for Kershaw, but you’re being “that guy” right now.

Don’t be “that guy.”

Again, I tend to agree with you because I know all of that stuff and it’s hard to understand how someone might be ignorant of any of it.

....but there are some really smart people that lack a lot of these “basic” skills. For example, I went to a pretty good school with a lot of these Johnnys and, man, they can do some…

I don’t know. You might be right, but it seems like people have different skills now.

Sure, little Johnny might not know how to change his motor oil, but he might know how to program/operate an unmanned aircraft.

The US workforce is moving away from those types of skills...and that’s OK.

I think.

Wait, bigger?
Did they add weight??

I'd pay for some ball-fondling in the car-buying experience

But does it run on diesel?

Toyobaru?

Certainly true. Certainly true.

Those people are silly, though. Maybe they deserve to have all of their electricals malfunction and have their dashboard light up like a Christmas tree after a cool 5K miles?

Yeah and won't people share cars a lot more? Like all those old people and kids won't own these cars right?

Or a Chevy SS for like $15K less?

Yeah, I mean I get that it’s not that important, but all those electronics can screw with the driving experience.

I’m cool with the 4C because it’s devoid of all the electrical stuff that can break. This is not the same. If they’re going to put technology in this car, they should at least make sure it works and won’t…