I would totally buy the shit out of this car.

Probably.

Maybe.

/Buys used Miata/

Ha! What a selfish prick.

My only beef with the title is that it’s called “THE Grand Tour”

Sounds weird:
THE Top Gear
THE American Idol
THE Narcos
THE Breaking Bad

Ok. I'll go away now.

I want to be friends with this seller.

False

Good.

It's a good thing Brian Knight will only be in DC for a few days, then.

“drive with your blood in your brain instead of below your belt”

Psshaw! Where’s the fun in that??

Underrated.

Man, like electronic steering but for manuals? That does not sound fun...

:(

Take good care of your manuals.

What does this mean for the manuals?

Would the autonomous mode turn off if you have to shift? They're going to kill all the manuels (sic).

He probably doesn't HAVE to drive across Kansas?

1st gear/Neutral: I participated in one of the JD Power surveys. It’s kind of unfair though.
I bought a manual coupe. Of course I don’t want it to be autonomous. I’ll probably buy a slowpoke hatch sometime in the next 5 years. I’d like that to be autonomous (it probably won’t be because it’ll likely be used).

I’m…

Heard this too.

I know a couple of flight attendants and they both say the same thing: Bring candy.

I was teased mercilessly by my cousins because I do this when eating.

I had never noticed. It just happens subconsciously. I like food :(

too*

blah.

So, don’t have children?

Got it.

The person who had their car vandalized is a victim to.

Or wait. Was he “asking for it”?
It goes both ways.

OK

So, they’re kind of like Puig Destroyer?
I'm with it.