Will you love it as much when you learn it is suspiciously similar to an instrumental by the band Quicksilver Messenger Service titled “Edward, The Mad Shirt Grinder” (with one passage from “Hotel California” thrown in)?

Soooo, “His name was Robert Paulson”, anyone?

Wasn’t that the name of the organization from True Lies?

You take what you said about Winback right back. I haven’t played the PS2 remake, but the N64 original was pretty decent, as far as N64 TPSes went. It’s like Castlevania 64 (admittedly, the prequel/remake improved the core CV64 part significantly as well as added two better-written campaigns), people mostly went “oh,…

I suppose you somehow overlooked how Fallout New Vegas was made by mostly the same people that made Fallout 2, whereas Fallout 3 was made by people that bought the IP from their mismanagey former bosses?

Dat Tsumugi cosplay.

Exactly so. Effectively, you don’t buy the DLC but the unlock of the alternate campaigns.

Eh, the traitor-accusing alone isn’t an indicator, all nations go through that phase at some point.

Needs more Seiken Densetsu 3, Endless Frontier and oh yes, Etrian Odyssey. All the Etrian Odysseys.

Gods dammit, it would be perfect for the 3DS, with 3D and all, plz plz plz.

There is, however, a difference between “welcomed” and “forgiven”, yes?

Because you can’t (officially) run SNES or arcade games on the 3ds? There’s only one SNES game on the 3DS right now, and it’s Hero Senki, a Japanese-only RPG about Kamen Rider, Gundam and Ultraman beating baddies up together that was folded into the Super Robot Wars Original Generation universe, running inside of a…

Thank gods I’ve kept my cartridge after the previous hack was blocked.

The most important bit of Dark Forces is that it establishes things most other Star Wars games ignore: Nar Shaddaa has public toilets. And they’re filthy as drek. Most Imperial installations, while designed with Rule of Cool in mind, are sensible and semi-realistic, the levels are HUMONGIFEROUS (reportedly built in…

What? No Fatal Racing? No Stunts? No Rock’n’Roll Racing? Did you not have a childhood?

This is gonna be problematic because it will fall into the same pit of death that killed the FMV games back before they had a chance to span multiple DVDs: and that’s the fact that it’s easier, cheaper and infinitely less space-consuming to produce polygon-based graphics (and adapt them for new situations when…

It’s actually a visible thing: ME1 is 1980s sci-fi B-movies, with the people-in-rubber-suits aliens, cheap props and Earthlike alien worlds. ME2 is 1990s sci-fi B-movies, with less nudity, TONS of swearing, blood, guts, mandatory schlocky violent deaths and a sequel hook instead of an ending. ME3 is 2000s sci-fi…

Phew, I though I would have to go in here and shill Warframe until the list was 11 entries long.

Did we all collectively hallucinate Road Rash and Skitchin', then?

Martens declared his experiment a success, albeit a bittersweet one. During his tournament, he witnessed a small sample of competitive gaming's new, most numerous generation yet. Moreover, he saw them begin to really dig Quake as they picked up its nuances almost instinctively. And yet, the grandpappy of arena…