A thousand upvotes to you for that one.

And he should never have someone saying that it's the trees killing them. Just insinuate it through the visuals. A long shot of a leaf here or a treelimb there.

Ultimately, what M. Night Shyamalan needs in his life is a script editor.

So, if after all this time "The Happening" wasn't supposed to be taken seriously…

Didn't Dustin Hoffman hide in a horse or cow in "Little Big Man"?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I agree with almost everything you state. Everything except the parts where you lie to yourself snd say you liked the show.

…and their eyes are too far apart.

No, the re-release where Abraham Lincoln shoots first.

"…the gross on Avatar still seems like [some] sort of conspiracy…"

If I could upvote you 99 more times…

Hey, as I said, maybe it's me.

Uhhh. And I hate the guitar too.

There are far too many times I've seen him look like he's in a homeless man's stupor.

You know, it very well may be me, but I can't honestly say that I have REALLY liked any of the Capaldi & Coleman episodes.

You are absolutely right.

I'm not even going to be specific about any scene or episode.

I forgot my condoms?

It's not because of the lack of condoms, it's because of what the missing condoms didn't catch.

What the hell have I wandered in on?