Casey Stengel said something like “Being with a broad never hurt a ballplayer. It’s staying up all night looking for a broad that does him in.”

I was just thinking, my I’m-Gonzo city is Berlin, of all places. I used to live there and the people are beautiful, secular, diverse and polite. Sad that we need to be thinking like this.

1990s movies, ranked:

Maria Bam is the funniest comedian working today. Full stop. She’s real and a bit damaged and sooo so bloody clever.

Beneath that bro beard is a smoothly shaved neck, and those sneakers were expensive.

Couldn’t they amortize that salary across the athletic department? Must he only work with football players or could divers and soccer players and field hockey players also benefit from his coaching? And wouldn’t Title IX require a similar expenditure on women’s programs?

I share everyone’s admiration for Fallout 4, but I don’t see a lot of love for Far Cry 4, which I played the motherfussing grooves off of. Still haven’t tried Primal yet.

I was at an indy minor league game and saw a triple play (center fielder made a diving catch, baserunners assumed it was trapped.) Then the lead-off hitter in the next half inning roped one off the center field wall, made it all the way around but got gassed at home. Didn’t help that he was fatter than me.

In that case the wedge is called the Daly Baroo.

My favorite part is when they mispronounce the names of all the African countries. “Coat duh avore”

Please no. COYI

WHYYYYYY can’t they just make the glasses dishwasher safe? I’d pay extra. I’ll pay dip for these.

WHYYYYYY can’t they just make the glasses dishwasher safe? I’d pay extra. I’ll pay dip for these.

Idiot is right. You have one shot at this: LANDSCAPE!!!

With a win or tie and United loss, West Ham grabs fifth and glory

“It didn’t feel good-a-mundo...”

In the stunt armor, some of the troopers look like they are wearing white wrestling shoes or white Chucks (Long Long Time Ago edition.) At any rate canvas to my eye.

Is it me or were there zero light sabers?

Today’s was better.

Wow. Monaco looks beautiful. Anyone know where I can get a three-bedroom there that takes dogs? Budget of about $900 a month? Anyone?

HEYYYY. I’m West Ham fan from Boulder (actually Superior.) COYI!