yup, they’re pretty much BS. who actually fits into those shapes anyway? According to Trinny & Susannah, I’m a pear-shape, typically possessed of a flat tummy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don’t understand how so many people on here are ok with this article so long as it’s directed at teenagers rather than pre-teens, or adults rather than any kids. Are you fucking kidding me? But I guess that just speaks to how internalized this body-hating misogyny really is. These kinds of articles are insidious and…

No, I have not found the articles, and thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried and my husband came in to check on me!

Sorry Beibs, but zoo animals in general are much more well behaved and civilized than you.

Hi, I am a man, and I disagree. I don’t want to compare the body image issues of girls and boys. You probably think that girls have more severe body image issues, and you are probably right. But that doesn’t mean we should dismiss the body image issues of boys.

“Right, I’d have no problem with that article in a magazine that’s for middle school aged kids.”

That’s why I hate holidays. Every birthday/anniversary/christmas I hear the same thing

I got a mug that says Angry Liberal Feminist Killjoy and an adult coloring book entitled Calm the Fuck Down, so I still think I win.

I also have a teenager and believed the same. He was playing the computer (he’s almost 16) and writing something (I assumed game-related)...until he brought me the card he was actually making.

I have a teenager. She’s not even out of bed yet. I’m not entirely sure she knows it’s Mother’s Day, frankly.

I cleaned cat poop off the floor for my Mutti. It meant a lot.

It says it’s for people who purchased a subscription that automatically renewed from Birchbox between January 2, 2011 and March 6, 2015. It may just be for people in California, because the suits references certain California laws. You can get more information at davissettlement.com

Whatever I get that I can’t use, I hand off to my younger coworkers.

Maybe this is my problem, too. I’m 33 and I want iridescent on my nails, not my face?

BOOOO, nope. Black liner should be pitch black in one pass or it’s bullshit. I’m probably going to stick with my potted cream/gel ones forever!

Not thematic at all, but I bought the Juliette Has A Gun fragrance sampler at Sephora this week on account of the 3x VIB points for fragrance purchases. I’m pretty pleased with it so far.

Here’s the kit.

So far, I love the “Not A Perfume” - a single note pure scent ideal for layering.

From the kit I have tried:

Anyway
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I like Eyeko:

I’m going to my dad’s girlfriend’s 60th birthday party. This means socializing with a large group of people. So wine. Lots of it. Probably pinot grigio.

For a guy who thought time is an illusion, I can kind of see why he didn’t have a will. Plus, he distrusted signing any kind of contracts because of his issues with record companies in the past. The sad part about it is, you want to see his legacy given due respect. I want to see Paisley Park turned into museum and…

And so the great money grab begins. Look, the man has hundreds of millions in assets, why would they feel the need to license his music in death, if he didn’t approve of it in life? I mean they just got the biggest “come up” of there lives, give the man some dignity in death.