I’ve been reading that rumor for years. Why would she keep any child a secret? I don’t understand what fiendish circumstances may have been going on at the time. (Tons of Jackson drama!) I do find it more difficult to believe that she is actually, physically pregnant with her first child, though. OMG, a Lion King…

My boyfriend was talking the other day about how he wanted to take a vacation to Cuba “before other Americans ruin it”

“It was entirely free”

I agree, but the line that any team from Vanderbilt was going to “take the bus to Erotic City, also known as Knoxville, Tennessee” was pretty insensitive to all the rapists and misogynists that play for those two fine programs.

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

Oh I’m so sorry you had to have that conversation. I still have a Mr. Rogers pamphlet on how to talk to children about death from my friend’s funeral a long time ago. I don’t know why I kept it, but I still cry a little bit every time I come across it when looking through old photographs of her and her husband (they…

• Whatever. Let’s all go home, crack a bottle of wine, and dance to Prince, eh?

I just can’t wrap my head around anyone wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber. Even just to hook up. He looks like the kind of guy who would climb on top. Thrust vigorously for 1 or 2 minutes and then be like ‘ok I’m done’ and proceed to pickup his video game console.

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You have office wine? Can we do office brunch?

I know you’re correct, and I appreciate the way you wrote this, it’s both clear and concise.

I’m laughing my ass off at this, and I don’t think it’s just because I broke out my office wine.

Yeah. Yolanda is not a good spokesperson at all. I’ve got chronic, autoimmune disorders (because where there’s one, there’s twenty) and seeing her closet full of pills and supplements and the million other treatments she’s doing makes me so twitchy and annoyed.

i’m not an MD, and the only person i’ve ever known with chronic lyme was also a pretty serious drug addict so IDK what’s real or not.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Sorry, Yoko, 11 years marriage isn’t really an amazing achievement, particularly when you were separated for two of them. Also, no shame in divorce, but I’m not going to the person who was married 3 times prior to age 40 for advice on making a marriage last.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

I just hope for the sake of those other parents around her that she is not gluten free or vegan...

I don’t think that her and I would get along... at all.

If you can get paid for writing articles in response to stupid Reddit posts, your job security is going to be fantastic.