We saw her at a party last year. She was BIG. Big frame, big smile, big laugh. And from what I’ve heard big heart. Never watched the show though. Someone had to tell us who she was.

I’m sorry, Tony. I was only making fun of you because of my own deep insecurities. You made that cow vest work.

I learned this lesson the hard way, when in the 5th grade, as a very dorky and very overweight child, I wore a vest with tiny printed cows on it. I paid a very deep social price for this knowledge.

I’m still (because I am delusional) holding out for a Happy Endings revival. As long as he’s working and I can watch, I’ll take him however I can get him.

It’s a thrill driving

She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

This reminds me of all the men who got pissed, and are still pissed, that Obamacare requires insurance companies to cover birth control for women. The same insurance companies that were already voluntarily covering Viagra. But, you know, women should only get birth control covered if they’re married and not sinning…

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I say we need to keep a log of the wood, perhaps even a 72 hour reflection period before each dose to make sure they really want to go in there.

I love him. I want him to be my friend.

I want to hug him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 people have sung it as well as this guy.

I did not have “the talk”, not once. The sexual education I had went like this:

too complicated! should be 3 sizes, small, medium and large. then if you want to get fancy, you add an x. I’m x-medium

What do you want to bet Mr James here is about 5'9?

Also wears a size 11 shoe. There's NO WAY he could be cool with that.

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

I’m with you. I have a strong sense of my mortality... much stronger than patriotism for someone else. I’m definitely not keen on sending my child, whom I love even more than I love myself.