Yeah. Thanks, had no clue.

I was totally buying it! Thought this was what you have done. Haha. Don't blame you for not having done it. I certainly haven't!

Also, I think he is still underage.

My adopted aunt (want to make clear she is adopted only based on the sole purpose to clarify my grandmother DID NOT do this!) has FAS but has absolutely no distinguishing facial features that I can see. What are the features???

You gotta have more confidence. Fake it til you make it?? Look at it as an outsider, if a girl was saying or doing some of these these to someone else and you would think they were into them then take it as they are into YOU! I will say this too, I have found myself attracted to people that weren’t my “norm” just…

LOVE that you said if you were single the world would be getting douchebro ab shots on Tinder from you!! THE BEST!

You make it sound so easy! If you have done that than you are WAY braver than I ever was. Feeling pretty proud of you.

Awe! Never thought of it like that. I am a girl but have never and would never have the courage to ask a guy out so I do get it. I think really shy guys are kinda bad at picking up clear clues that a girl is in to them too. You need to either really tune into those or have a sister or good girl friend to analyze it…

For severe eczema? If so, what are they? Her eczema is awful. Poor thing. It hurts and itches. We have tried so many things, so many of them burn when applied. The best we ever had it under control was with neosporin eczema essentials body wash and lotion but they discontinued the wash!!! Ugh!! Called and tried to see…

We can all agree the most shocking part of this is that another human being CHOSE to engage with this monster and “had a pretty good time”. It's not the crazy expensive tea, right?

I LOVE removing ingrown hairs!!!

It is probably prescription 2% cortisone. My daughter was prescribed it for her eczema in the past. Unfortunately, didn't work at all. The cream or the salve version.

Never correct it! That is my favorite autocorrect ever. I would much rather imagine the show. Hilarious.

While they may not be out on the field behaving like barbarians to get the ball or making millions of dollars. (Or entertaining lazy asses, mostly unathletic or past their prime men with while they sit on their couches at home stressing their fantasy leagues) they are doing things like are both skillful and dangerous.…

The WM3 had a COMPLETELY different situation going on. The ONLY similarity at all was that both cases had a “confession” given to police by an obviously mentally handicapped person. WM3 case had no DNA related to any of the 3 accused, they had no previous interaction at all with the victims, they all had a solid alibi…

For what it is worth, I agree 100% with you. I couldn’t find him guilty due to lack of evidence but certainly wouldn’t feel great with him on the streets. By the standards of the law I couldn’t convict him because I have reasonable doubt but wouldn’t want anyone I love near him just the same. It’s one thing to say you…

Yes! Plus the burning of his cat!! That certainly doesn't help prove he isn't capable of disturbing acts.

I wish!!!

So it's official then?

Sorry Jezebel let you down. That was wrong, especially after that truly “inspiring” story about the George Costanza bar. That must have made things more difficult for you. Such a high then followed with such a low! Stay precious my delicate flower.