If he got into an elevator with me, I’d push ALL The Buttons :D

“Kaley! Damn, girl! It’’s been what? 18 years? You look amazeballs, bitch. Well I was over there, and I saw you in the crowd, and I was - like ‘I just couldn’t look at her anymore when we were 12. You know.... that...um....that line-thingy on your neck.’ Sorry, girl, couldn’t deal with it. But look at you now! You…

“Fingers in the booty ass” at the very least.

And every possible scent on the planet except “your clean body” scent (stores here either don’t carry unscented or charge more for it = by “guy stuff” FTW).

The Kardashian ladies do seem fairly canny about this kind of thing. So how do we explain

But but but but but but

Sorry. Saw the movies first. Maybe it spoiled me this time ;)

I think it actually is. And the fallout will be much worse.

I don’t know. I finally read it online. I thought “this doesn’t even come close to 5th grade reading level”

Pitch it if is has been opened. It will get all over and destroy everything in the collection bin. Pitch if hasn’t been open. People actually pick through garbage and at landslides. Or re-gift.

Same here, which is odd given that I don’t even wear makeup. I have been ungreyed several times, then suddenly banned for no apparent reason (hence meteor scented). This place doesn’t even remotely resemble the Jezebel I once knew. People used to debate over substantive questions. Lately I feel I’ve just walked in on…

Everything on this list is butt-ugly. Is that bossy?

I miss Mark :(

She will be remembered far better having lost than she would have had she won.

Same and Same. And not those fake Hollywood bricks made of sponges either.

I’d be satisfied if Melania secretly poisoned him and he just ‘never wakes up.’ Too good for him maybe, but Melania has already earned some of that sweet Jackie O. attention,imo. She can run off with a way yuuuger foreign gazzillionaire and can spend the rest of her days sipping martinis in a warm bath and modelling…

“Licensed to Kill” apparently. I can only imagine how many lives he’s destroyed.

Hide AND fight RE: American Revolutionary soldiers fighting guerrilla/sniper style vs. dumbass British soldiers marching in columns visible for all to see (gasp! even before Instagram).

Maybe a sociopath? Remember the sex scenes from American Psycho and the fact that Christian Bales based his Jason Bateman on - you guessed it - Tom Cruise. I can totally see Cruise watching himself in mirror whilst.............. ick.

You initiated and participated in some pretty wild pile ups yourself last week.. How does it feel?