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Ah, nice find! A website with no ad-blocker popup as well! <3

Classical music? Why not “Crocodile Rock?”

Hands are weird, I wouldn’t look too closely at hands. Also ankles. I’m not even joking.

Just heard of the Shorty Awards,
Got word of the Shorty Awards,
Seems that it’s a kind of show
For all the memes you’ve come to know.

R.I.P., Mr. Bell

They weren’t frequent, but there were times that Art shut people down. If he detected insincerity from a caller or guest, he would challenge them aggressively. If you sincerely claimed that you had been reduced to 1 mm in height and lived in the pocket of a Smurf, Art would let you go on as long as you were

🎶what if stormy was one of us

It’s so hard to put into words how sad this makes me. He was a stranger, someone I have never and would never meet, a million miles away from me in intellect and achievement - and yet it feels like losing a favourite uncle. I just imagined he’d always be there, for all of us.

Neither does John Elway.

“Looks fine to me...”

Ronaldo doesn’t see what is so bad about that statue.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

Don’t worry, Mizzou will beat Illinois by far more than they did SFA.

I am not sure of this live cover of Norwegian Wood.

Huh. Depending on how it’s received by reviewers who would probably be more into her older rather than more recent style, I’d be willing to give it a listen.

Wasn’t she working on a double album with Ryan Adams or did I just make that up.

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug. I’m in Australia, which is currently going through a fucking postal survey of whether or not LGBTQIA people should be able to marry (long story). I’ve had a lot of Socratic conversations, asking people to precisely articulate their opposition to SSM. It always - always - boils