This is fascinating. Thank you.

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…

His Daily Double wagering is amazing... it’s as if he’s doing some math problem in his head, then wagering an insanely high amount of money based on the result. He had like $17,000 once, hit the DD, hummed to himself while moving his index finger around, and then wagered $16,750. Why!? Is he just pretending there’s a…

On a sunny day like that, it’s never a bad time to rock out with your cock out.

I’m 54 year old. Tom Petty and his music have been a constant in my life since I’m 13. I’ve worn out his records and seen him perform more times than I can count. He never quit. He has a new album and just finished a tour — he never became a “play the greatest hits at the county fair” guy.

To this day I watch Seinfeld every night, cracks me up. She’s hysterical. I wish her a speedy recovery!

Birds and the dawning realization of why his daughter was so enamoured with a fast food joint with terrible food.

What was the deal with the nametag? Was that anything, or was it the birds again?

It’s the same swallow that Haley paints on her rocket in this episode.

This is the episode that got me started on the show (sounds weird, right?). This summer, our club built the rockets for this episode. I had never heard of the show before, so my wife and I started watching. It’s a strange way to find a show, but I’m glad I did. Really enjoyed it. Especially the third season and this…

Diddly Duddly Do-Right! 

Get a life. Fire him, put some brown paint up on that shit and call it a day. Where’s the lawsuit for the titties in An American Tale? Or my Golden Dido Edition of The Little Mermaid?

Wow, I remember that line! It really is that good.

Don’t worry about me or the site! No matter what happens to the TV show, I will be okay. But I am optimistic about its prospects. I’m not involved in the day-to-day of the website anymore, but I know enough to say that things are fine on that side of things too.

“...he transformed himself from a defenseless “receiver” into a “runner.” According to the rules, the former is a magic crystal unicorn who warrants protection by the vaunted NFL shield, while the latter is some asshole who deserves what’s coming to him.”