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I believe the Kingsman franchise has already made clear its interest in buttholes.

The first Incredibles remains my favorite Pixar, I wanted them to make a sequel virtually since I walked out of theaters after seeing the first one, and yet this left me cold. After a 14 year wait, it just seemed disappointing that all they could do with the story is flipflop Helen and Bob’s plots from the first one.

First commandment is free!

“Oh just one more thing...”
[turns around, fires both barrels of shotgun]

Also, so many fun setpieces: The tornado blasting through the drive-in movie theater screen right as it shows the “HERE’S JOHNNY” scene from the Shining! The creaking partially-collapsed farmhouse. The roadtrip scene where they all blast their favorite tunes, including “Oklahoma!” from Oklahoma, bc of course these

Lots of us viewers kept commenting on the channel that we wanted more of Hawa Hassan. It fell on deaf ears.

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My favorite Pixar film. A perfectly balanced examination of both the art and science of cooking (and just being creative) wrapped up in a weird little tale of a boy and his rat. There are so many moments in this that I absolutely adore.

I have an extreme soft-spot for art about artists finally getting to see just how appreciated they are (especially if they weren’t in their own time; see also “Vincent and the Doctor”), so I’m not gonna lie — Anton Ego trying Remy’s food and being instantly transported back to his provincial childhood comfort never

This packaging does not work with natural peanut butter.

on the one hand, I’m all for the reduction in waste.

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To his credit, he sounds more like an Irishman here than he sounds like an Egyptian-Japanese-Spaniard-Whatever The Hell He’s Supposed To Be in Highlander.

“I was reflecting, in the first place,” replied Dantes, “upon the enormous degree of intelligence and ability you must have employed to reach the high perfection to which you have attained. What would you not have accomplished if you had been free?”

That movie always makes me tear up. The ending scenes where he finds the note near the tree, and then his arrival at the Zehuatenejo beach. Suddenly there’s dust in the air, every time.

What’s up with video games and outrageous punishment for petty crimes? I shot a rusty pot in a derelict campsite in RDR2 and got slapped with a huge fine/bounty for vandalism.

Well, since there are 8 new streaming services each week desperate for content and nobody can film anything new, I’m pretty sure I can land 7 figures for “Dr Emilio Lizardo sits on the couch with his dog drinking whiskey and watching TV.”

Chips right out of the fryer are more awesome than out of the bag, though, although you’re right on the PITA factor. My vote would be for tater tots. They are mostly missing from my grocery store, and while decent french fries and hash browns are doable at home, I can’t imagine the hassle of getting tots right, and I