Hellcat-powered 2CV (Duex Cheveux “Le Chat Démon”) confirmed for 2023.

I use this line way more than anybody needs to hear it.

The answer to the question of “why do they have the contestants stack pies?” can be best answered by the question “why do they then make the contestants carry them?”

I kind of teared-up a little bit when I saw the ties. 

The most classic rock is igneous.

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

Wait... do we still call it a typo when it’s handwritten? What were such errors referred to as before the advent of typing? If Jefferson fucked up on the Declaration of Independence did he call it a writo? And if he didn’t, shouldn’t he have?

The manifestation of Death in the FD films seems like he’d be okay with turning 50% of the world’s population into “invincible” quadriplegics and/or vegetables.

Tacko Bruiseday

Sit around, children - I’ll tell ye the story of the creation of IRN BRU. One day, a brilliant Scotsman had his first taste of the drink Americans refer to as Mountain Dew. He was later recorded to have remarked, “This is not bad, but I wish it was a bit sweeter and more artificial tasting.” As nothing was available…

When my wife and I went on honeymoon—a driving trip of the England & Scotland—one of the things that my wife wanted was to see what Irn-Bru was about.

My wife is not a soda drinker, generally (certainly not compared to me—see my post about Tango below). She is a reader...and it was a plot point in a book, where…

I don’t really know why, but I’m just delighted that Tim Robbins decided the interview wasn’t ENOUGH of a retrospective, so he brings up more movies.

I’ve always thought of Denny’s as the quintessential “just okay” place.

“Why don’t we just call it Love & Order?”

“All the words on the paycheck made sense, so."  -Actor guy

The chafing dish thing is pretty interesting. They’ve got a long history of use by people without access to full kitchen, staff or much in the way of kitchen skills. And a particular association with “bachelor food”.

In New York City there is scant public park space. For example, almost every blade of grass in Central Park is off-limits from October to April. But some public schools allow the public to use their grass/dirt fields, playgrounds, and basketball/handball courts on weekends.

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The same thing happened to me. I went to the grocery store to buy a gallon of milk but they wouldn’t tell me how much it was going to cost because they were afraid I would just take that price and shop it around and look for cheaper milk at some other grocery store.