Same DeLorean, but from two different timelines.

Looks like Menefee’s tablet is no longer in immaculate condition. I hope it can still get Wi-Fi reception.

“Pretty In Pink Mist”

“They say that amethysts, I think it’s supposed to be heart-opening or something,” Paltrow says of a water bottle with an amethyst crystal in the center.

::Checks off another line in Yeats’s The Second Coming::

I considered that there might be religious or personal reasons behind Priya not using alcohol in her showstopper cake, but in the technical round she made a sabayon like everyone else, and there was no indication she left out/substituted the marsala wine she was supposed to use.

I know it’s always a possibility that the open-ended prompt for the showstopper will have several bakers ending up making similar desserts, but this time the show really needed to structure that challenge so there weren’t 4 of the same cocktail. Particularly not a pina colada, which probably didn’t exist in its…

Really, I think car companies have shown admirable restraint in not using the word to advertise every movable part on a vehicle. Dynamic windshield wipers! Dynamic sun visors! Dynamic armrests! 

Semen factory finished, now smoking. 

I believe Sun Tzu also said something to the effect of “the general that shoots video in portrait mode has already lost the battle.”

The headlines going from bad to worse are amazing:

Well, you had to expect some Gladiators would get the thumbs down. 

Better at throwing footballs, worse at throwing Molotov cocktails. 

An off-road Audi? I assume where the “sci-fi” comes in is that it will cost as much to maintain as a spaceship.

I think that when we compare this remake to the original, it'll be like looking in a mirror, only... not. 

I submit tonight’s Denver Hairless Horses With Overbites as an example of the problems that will result from ESPN’s choice to cut off the top and bottom of each logo.

Why is so much space used on the bar just to show the middle third of the logos (which is going to look terrible for many teams)? If ESPN wanted to grab the attention of casual fans for a nationally televised game, wouldn’t putting the actual names of the teams or cities playing somewhere on the screen have been a…

It’s kind of a pity (for his sake, at least) that he didn’t live a few years longer. WWII would have potentially been a gold mine for this guy (or gotten him hanged).

I’m imagining the Hasbro executive suite realizing that they have made a terrible decision when Suge Knight calls into the next quarterly earnings teleconference from his prison cell.

This is what stood out to me as remarkable about SMB2, that while you can make cases for Toad, Luigi, and Peach as the best character, Mario is certainly the worst character in his own game. It was fascinating because it didn’t have to be like that, it would have been easy enough to give Mario, star and namesake of…