Sadly, Guy III was apparently just Guy I (and the only one ever) of the Holy Roman Empire. The wiki says he was only Guy III of Spoleto. Which is a little unusual, because Guy I of Spoleto was his father, but Guy II was actually his nephew. Also, there was a Guy IV of Spoleto, but it’s disputed as to whether that Guy…

Yes, Maximus meets with the senator Gracchus and at least claims that his plan is to escape Rome, return with his soldiers to overthrow Commodus, and then give control of Rome to the Senate (which he specifies because Gracchus wonders whether the overthrow plan would simply replace one tyrant with another). At the end…

Well, it’s Bangalter, so I think we’re okay. If Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo starts releasing solo music, we can expect the sun to turn black as sackcloth and the moon to become as blood. But the music would probably be pretty good, at least.

A drink that has three times as much gin as vodka doesn’t seem like the strongest argument for the “vodka Martini.”

Michael Nyqvist (best known to American audiences as that civilized but ruthless villain in that action movie you liked) sadly died over a year ago, so I take it this movie has sat on the shelf for quite some time.

Trust The Adiabatic Process.

I would say those “mellowcreme” candy pumpkins, but I’m not sure they count as candy as they are so obviously a scheme by wax candle manufacturers to get rid of excess inventory.

This was a devastating parody. Vogue is devastated right now.

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/the-chicken-fried-bloody-beast-sobelman-s-debuts-bloody-mary-with-whole-fried-chicken#

Is Camerone Crowe the non-union Italian equivalent to Cameron Crowe?

Her status as a convicted felon meant that she once required special dispensation to travel to Canada to attend the Windsor Pumpkin Regatta, which sounds much more like the plot of a Wes Anderson movie than something that actually happened to a real person. 

“Lux Aeterna” by Mansell and by Ligeti are separate works; Ligeti’s is actually a setting of the namesake part of the Requiem Mass to original music, while the Mansell/Kronos Quartet one was just written as a leitmotif for a movie with "Requiem" in its title. 

It should have thrown up red flags to the buyer that the ad read “legible when parked.”

But also Kant: “Therefore, whoever tells a lie, however well intentioned he might be, must answer for the consequences, however unforeseeable they were, and pay the penalty for them...”

I gave you a star for this post, but you deserve another star for the term “post-preendial.”

Maybe he thought the MNF theme song asks, “Are you ruddy for some football?”

That’s a pithy response.

And they play out in Rosemont.

Somme of his criteria are completely in Seine.