Oh, see, I made Paige a bet here. See, Paige bet me that we couldn’t ruin both of your living rooms and make you furious at each other at the same time. She didn’t think we could do it. I won.

Guillermo del Toro vs. Long John Silver’s.

It looks like that avalanche did a ZiL-lion rubles worth of damage.

Technically, no liver either.

“Get me pictures of Jesus! If he doesn’t want to be famous, I’ll make him infamous!”

Sir Ringo and Sir Paul must now joust to determine which is the best knight in the Beatles. Honor demands it.

There’s currently a trade fight brewing between Spain and Mexico over use of the name: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/15/spain-mexico-trade-deal-manchego-cheese-dispute

Winfrey/Prince’s Haunted Guitar 2020

The first Iron Eagle fictionalizes the 1981 bombing of Libya, with Suchet as a stand-in Muammar Gaddafi

They’re telling you it would be irrational to watch it.

2013's The Counselor, with Diaz, Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and Brad Pitt and a script by Cormac McCarthy was definitely angling for awards. It was not successful in this regard.

The last time these guys were that upset over a bee, it was because they forgot the silent p in “psephologist.”

Just so long as it still ends with a classic ‘80s “Everybody laughing freeze frame.”

I’m a lefty, but somehow I ended up with the three-fingered pencil grasp described in the article, despite overall slow development in fine motor skills. My sister, also left-handed, has always used an awkward-looking four-fingered grip that occasionally brought statements of concern from teachers, but her resulting…

“It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love. Enter 20,000 emus.”

Update it for the modern plutocrat: Rolls-Royce Bitcoin Ghost.

Yeah, seriously. Most of the popes of the 10th and 11th centuries were not much better behaved than John XII (Benedict IX was certainly on par); but the lack of real power usually limited their lasting effects on history. For this guy to have kickstarted an 800-year political entity out of his own sense of…

I think “fallback” was the wrong word for “Sean” to use there, but I do think there’s a phenomenon of people who come to nursing after having the realization after a few years of aimless work or education that “What I really want to do is help people.” I suspect the attrition rate of such people is very high once they…

*Leon Trotsky doll sold separately.

Dramatic re-enactment: